Ford™ is claiming their vehicles are now equal to the quality of Toyota™. Really? I heard them say so in three of their own commercials tonight during intermissions of American Idol™. I’m no marketing executive or anything, but if I were, I certainly wouldn’t be equating my product’s quality with my toughest competitors’. After all, [...]

Dear B, Oh, B! It’s beautiful. It’s the most beautiful beautiful I’ve ever seen. It looks so perfect there on that hand of yours. You’re getting married. I am excited for you, you know. And I’m immensely glad I nagged you for so long to tell me as soon as it was official–that phone call [...]

We’re out of milk today. See? It’s a miracle! Well, we weren’t out of milk this morning, but by the time I made a batch of miserably under-cooked pancakes [yes, I fail at pancakes every time, even though I use a mix from a box from a store], we certainly were. Out of milk, that [...]

So I have this friend. We’ll call her “B.” She’s pretty funny, as far as friends go. And by “pretty funny,” I actually mean “the life of every party.” Here’s a classic “us” moment caught on film…er…SD card. Don’t ask. Sometimes she names inanimate objects; she finds it comical, and usually I do too. She [...]

This is madness. I cannot believe my own readers (of which there are 100 or so, as far as I can tell [not much, but hey--they're mine]) do not support me in not supporting Poor Kyle’s remarriage. Whose side are you all on, anyway? Poor Kyle is not the one who writes faithfully here every [...]

If I die young, I do not want Poor Kyle to remarry. Yes, some wives do tell their husbands to remarry if the situation occurs. Some noble wives give their full blessing and support to their husbands’ remarriage. They’re sweet. I’m not. I don’t want him to remarry–I would probably haunt him if he did. [...]

Eternal Grinding of the Stressed-Out Teeth: A Screenplay in One Act by Camille–Archives of Our Lives ACT I Scene 1: A newly married couple at a hotel on their wedding night, already in bed and on the brink of a deep sleep. Cozied up together, the man and his wife are smiling dreamily, as if [...]