Archive for July, 2008
Camille & Poor Kyle Consummate the Marriage and Invite All Y’all to Have a Look-see
Adam Shankman is a goofy sort of fellow. He’s always saying deeply profound things that have no meaning whatsoever. In his role as a guest judge on So You Think You Can Dance tonight, he told Mark and Courtney that, though he loved each of them separately, he was even more moved by the pair [...]
Posted: July 31st, 2008 under Married Life, photos.
Comments: 15
I’m a Glutton for Deprivation
I’m sleep deprived right now. Being sleep deprived really is the best kind of deprivation–much better than carne asada burrito deprived or heavy summer rain deprived or even fat baby nephew deprived… Does it mean that he’s iron-deprived if he enjoys chomping on blankets? But anyway, if I have to be deprived of something, I [...]
Posted: July 29th, 2008 under Overall Good Things, do what I say, looking back, thisandthat, what I'm about.
Comments: 4
Does This Playlist Make My Blog Look Fat?
Oh, boy—have I ever got a problem. See, I don’t like being poked fun of (whereas everyone else in the world enjoys it, I know). Unfortunately for me, I’ve been reading this blog and I have become mind-wrackingly paranoid that the author is making fun of me–me, personally. And so now, whether or not I [...]
Posted: July 28th, 2008 under I hate change, blogger finger, change, woe is me.
Comments: 17
I’ve Just Thought of an Excellent Plot for a Horror Film…
Remember last August how my hand got sore from a case of blogger finger? Well, apparently the disease has spread to the produce. I was washing vegetables for a lovely salad last night, when I came across a past-its-peak carrot that felt fleshy and bony and strangely like a human digit (Haunted houses, anyone? It’s [...]
Posted: July 24th, 2008 under blogger finger, oh brother what next, thisandthat.
Comments: 11
{I’ve Never Felt so Lame in all My Life}
Me: Babe, I think today’s the day. Poor Kyle: What day? Me: The day I’ve been dreading all my life. PK: Gosh, you’re so dramatic. What are you talking about? Me: I think I am going to see a movie all by myself today. In the theatre. Alone. PK: Oh, good. Take that gift card [...]
Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under I hate change, change, oh brother what next.
Comments: 17
Mike Holmes Might as Well be Superman…
..if you ask me, that is. Picture from here. This is Mike Holmes. Do any of you know this man? I do–at least, I feel like I know him personally. I feel like we’re best friends. Mike Holmes has a way of making people feel good about themselves. Picture from here. I know, I know–he [...]
Posted: July 22nd, 2008 under Overall Good Things, like-it-link-it.
Comments: 10
Here’s How I Lost my Faith in Humanity
The Time: Friday night, 11:00. The Place: Side door entrance to the Hilton Garden Inn. Layton, UT. Photo from here. The People: Me, loaded up with beach bags full of towels and sunscreen. Poor Kyle, holding a box of leftover pizza from Boston’s. Sister, carrying everything nobody else could hold. Brother-in-Law, burdened with his fat [...]
Posted: July 21st, 2008 under watch out or I'll blog about you.
Comments: 12