Well, the day has finally come. I don’t know if it is because of school, or not buying presents for my family, or not volunteering as Santa’s Little Helper, or not having 99.9 KEZ radio station’s continuous Christmas music to listen to, but for whatever reason (and probably all of the above), I absolutely do [...]

Heavens to Betsy, it’s Christmas Eve. In honour of the holiday, feel free to read my politically incorrect post about winter in Canada over here at I Heart Monster. You know, with all the free time you have. Today. On Christmas Eve. Eff. Where did the time even go?

I am alive and I have an iPhone. To be alive is a wonderful thing, and I’m sure you are surprised to hear it since I’ve been MIA for the last ten days. Sorry about that. The iPhone bit came as a huge shock to me, and I promise I will tell you all about [...]

I was given an award by loyal reader Molly a few days ago.  {Molly is pretty awesome. She decided she likes my blog so much that she wanted to promote it, and because I am a very bad blogger and have not yet taken it upon myself to design an AOoL button, she just stole [...]

Dear Friends, I usually do not take this blog in a very religionry direction because, while I like to spark controversy as much as Perez Hilton, I do prefer to keep God out of the debate. Dis me as you will, I’ve got thick skin, but leave My Main Man out of it—that’s what I [...]

On my way to school this morning, I burst into tears for no apparent reason. Yeah, it was one of those days. Interestingly enough, though, on my way home from school twelve hours later, I experienced a sudden bout of optimism.  I know, right?  That never happens.  Anyway, I did.  I had just finished a [...]

As you all know, my parents were in town over the weekend for a brief visit.  We had such a good time, and I find myself looking anxiously forward to the next time I have them come.  It was a blast.  The truth is, I really enjoy playing the role of Hostess.  I’m not sure [...]