Monthly Archives: January 2010

Promising Blogger Shredded to Death

by Camille Posted on January 25, 2010

25 January 2010 Alberta, Canada Twenty three year-old blogger and promising young novelist, Camille Archives of Archives of Our Lives, died today after struggling through the popular twenty-minute workout DVD, Jillian’s 30-Day Shred. According to the last blog post she … Continue reading →

Posted in failures, health and vitality, It's All Good, mediocrity, oh brother what next, sad things, woe is me | 24 Comments

I’ll have Try with a side of Success, please. Mmm…this Success is delicious. Thanks, I made it myself.

by Camille Posted on January 25, 2010

I didn’t set any official new year’s resolutions this year, because New Year’s Eve sneaked up on me and by the time it rolled around, I was loading up tissue after tissue with enormous amounts of snot, declaring my hatred … Continue reading →

Posted in change, failures, mediocrity, mondays suck, what I'm about | 12 Comments

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead.

by Camille Posted on January 22, 2010

***Because this is an even-numbered year and because I’m sick of waiting around for life to grant me with success, I have decided to take this year as an opportunity to enter every contest for which I am eligible.  The … Continue reading →

Posted in failures, fiascos, my edjumacation and me | 11 Comments

If This is Life, I’m Off to a Real Bad Start

by Camille Posted on January 20, 2010

Some of you might be aware of the fact that I live my life, overwhelmingly, through guilt. I eat what I eat (or don’t eat what I don’t eat) because of the guilt I know will invariably come when I’ve … Continue reading →

Posted in failures, in all seriousness, introspection, Married Life, Poor Kyle | 28 Comments