Bad News

The other day I drove to Montana in my new (to me) Jetta for a little bonding time, and a very bad thing happened. Luckily (or not) for you, I captured the unfortunate event on digital recording:

I was feeling so cool and svelte with my smokin’ hot dance moves that I was ready to sign up for SYTYCD auditions.

And then I played it back and watched myself.

And mourned the loss of my grand dreams. So near, and yet so, so very far.


At least the Jetta still loves me; Kyle totally doesn’t.

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.
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15 Responses to Bad News

  1. Cristin says:

    Thank you for giving me permission to laugh at your expense. Do you always film yourself while driving just in case it’s good for a youtube video later? If not, you should.

  2. Maureen says:

    ummm don’t quit your day job?

    i like your necklace, though.

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  4. Anonymous says:

    Oh dear. The only way this could have been better is if you had been standing up. Those long legs do some crazy things when you (try to) dance. I can say this because I am your sister, I have seen you in action, and if it’s possible, I dance even worse. The lip puckers were possibly my favorite.

  5. Jordan says:

    Well, even if your dance moves weren’t cool, at least your hair totally is! I’m still lovin it!

  6. Kelli says:

    At least your new haircut is awesome!

  7. Geevz says:

    The necklace! I’m glad you wear it! And I think your dance moves are awesome :)

  8. Kimberly says:

    I’m down. Seriously though – next time add in some hand motions, so awesome. :-)

  9. whitney says:

    Camille you are so ghetto, I mean seriously. (ghetto being used in a good reference) Keep straight thugging girl. Word.

  10. Three things:

    1 – The title of your youtube video is brilliant!

    2 – I’m in love with your hair! Fun change.

    3 – I promise, I’ll try to remember to contribute to Saturday Steals this week (and do a blog post on about it)


  11. niki says:

    lol! love the smirk that turned into a grin. i thoroughly enjoy watching people try to hold back a smile or laugh. fighting it always makes it worse.

  12. Kristen says:

    I give you two thumbs up for being a much braver woman than I. Also for having one of the best haircuts I only wish I could wear. Oh, and I found some steals today that I WILL use for this next Saturday post. I might even write it on Wednesday just so I don’t forget this time. Have a great week!

  13. Granmama says:

    Well—————–At least a precious little 2 year old will enjoy this video. It looks like George Jettson did you well on your diversion to MONTANA>>>>>>>>

  14. Christal says:

    LOVE your hair it looks so good! Missed you again at yoga too!! But looks like your having fun trucking it!!! Looks like I won’t see you all summer either have so much fun!! ttys {I love that you video yourself you are so funny!}

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