Category Archives: nephew

Drained

The most stressful part of faux parenthood was not that the children were difficult or the job was physically demanding (though it was a workout). It wasn’t that I had to be constantly on my guard (though I did). For … Continue reading

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Faux Motherhood: Day 4

I have cried–wept–no fewer than six separate times today. This is the hardest thing I’ve ever done and I didn’t even push anything out of my crotch for it. I can never be a mother.

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Faux Motherhood: Day 3

Today was the halfway mark of the Faux Motherhood project. I finally busted out the camera to prove that I was here. Here they are, Captain Angry Eyes and Ginger in the photographic flesh: I have a serious anxiety problem … Continue reading

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Faux Motherhood: Day 2

Day Two of the Faux motherhood Project was better than Day One in the following ways: I had learned to distinguish between littlest nephew’s whiney cries and serious cries. I had learned what choices biggest nephew needed in order to … Continue reading

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That’s the opposite of what I intended.

Today, because it’s Friday and I am in a cheerful mood, I thought I would share with you, my blog friends, two of the most precious photos ever taken: Meet my anniversary nephew. With his mischievous older brudder. If someone … Continue reading

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No Cookies.

I am in the Room of the Forty Macs again. You would think I would be happier, given the situation. But I’m not happy, because it snowed this week, and snow always represents the beginning of the end for me. … Continue reading

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