Category Archives: mondays suck

Every Pity Needs a Party

In my prenatal class the other night (yes I’m taking prenatal yoga, it’s my childhood yuppie dream come true), while chatting with my fellow pregnant classmates before class started, the topic of registering (i.e. for baby gifts) came up. Classmate: … Continue reading

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Please don’t laugh

But I’ve decided to write a book about marriage. I am smiling but this is not a joke. Well, it IS a joke. But I’m still going to do it. I tried and tried to write a novel but my … Continue reading

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Is it considered sleepwalking if you’re conscious?

I distinctly remember waking up last night around 2:30 a.m. and being worried—consumed, obsessed—about finding some petroleum jelly for my nostrils, which sometimes get dry at night and which, if I let them get too dry, are known to bleed … Continue reading

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Pardon My Petunias

Several months ago I signed up to buy a little chunk of ad space on a seriously funny blog, ABDPBT. There was a really long wait list for said ad space, so I figured I’d have plenty of time to … Continue reading

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I have been in a post-last-week-of-classes haze for the past four days, ever since I sat through my last 50-minute block of the year on Wednesday. I still have finals to study for and one last project to finish, but … Continue reading

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