***This post is published in conjunction with the Spin Cycle over at Sprite’s Keeper. Today’s subject is “confessions.” Click here to read more of the internet’s most confessional posts.*** Morning people are so annoying. So judgmental. They think just because … Continue reading
…that this… …is the most beautiful, adorable, precious-in-an-utterly-squeezable-kind-of-way child ever to walk the face of the planet. And I dare anyone to challenge it. If you think yours (the fruit of your own loins, or that of your sibling’s/child’s/neighbor’s) can … Continue reading
As I was leaving church yesterday, a tiny elderly lady approached me. “Have you done something different with your hair?” she asked. “I see you sitting up there playing the organ and my husband and I were trying to figure … Continue reading
Friends, I have an announcement. This is big. I’m really excited. Starting this month, I will be joining a myriad/of/people/in/the/world who DON’T USE SHAMPOO! It’s the no ‘poo movement, and I’m hopping on board. It started out like this: I … Continue reading
Remember Steve Fossett, the Millionaire Adventurer who died in a plane wreck in September of 2007? It’s okay if you don’t; my own head was kind of exploding when it was being reported, so I didn’t hear anything about it … Continue reading
I am on a rampage. That’s right—I’m mad. Spitting mad, if you want to know the truth [though the spitting part has more to do with the phlegm I always seem to wake up to every morning, and less to … Continue reading
Our trip is nearly over, and by “nearly” I mean absolutely, definitely. All we have left is the drive home, and that’s never any fun. Can you blame me? I should think not—it’s 30 hours in a truck (albeit a … Continue reading