He Had Just Teased Me for Scratching Under My Arm Like a Monkey…

Poor Kyle: Good night, I love you.

Me: You stink.

Poor Kyle: Where? My backside or my mouth?

Me: Gee, I dunno…it’s so hard to tell the difference sometimes.

It’s also hard to stay mad at him for very long.

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.
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7 Responses to He Had Just Teased Me for Scratching Under My Arm Like a Monkey…

  1. Holly Decker says:

    and… nice new look for your page :)

    ironically i am just about to blog about my marriage…
    great minds think alike.

  2. Anonymous says:


    Wow. I can really feel the love.

  3. HeatherPride says:

    The new page is awesome! And if there’s anything I cannot resist, it’s a perfect comeback! Score!

  4. anonymous says:

    psh… you silles

  5. RatalieNose says:

    yar gar gar I want a marriage just like yours!!!

  6. Heber says:

    lol, that’s funny. I love the new look, very appeasing colors.

  7. Joel says:

    Ah… The red is back! Very old school.

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