Hello? Kansas? Anybody?

A recent map of visitors to Archives of Our Lives looks something like this:
And when I say “recent” I mean mere minutes ago. And when I say “something like this,” I mean exactly.
I’m thinking Archives of Our Lives needs to branch out.

Quick, tell all your friends in the mid-west (why do they call it the “mid-west” when it’s really just the “mid?”) to read my blog.

For that matter, tell anyone outside the North American continent, too.

I’m the next big thing. I’m taking over Dooce™.

Or didn’t you hear?

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.
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12 Responses to Hello? Kansas? Anybody?

  1. Colepack says:

    I am first!!! the lonely pin in the florida peninsula is me. I stalk you site but I am bad about commenting. I will try to do better.

  2. Niki (Crum) Worthen says:

    cool map. where’d ya get that?

  3. Anonymous says:

    The middle of America is missing out. I wish I knew someone who lived there to tell about you.

  4. Anonymous says:

    BTW, thanks for letting us anonymous people comment on your blog. I have checked out several other blogs, but when I find out I am not allowed to comment I just don’t read them anymore. You make us anonymous people feel important too.

  5. HeatherPride says:

    I think the problem is that the people in Kansas are still waiting to hear the internet was invented. Right? I’m pretty sure that’s it.

  6. Anonymous says:


    I already tell everyone I know to read your blog. What more do you want from me? Sheesh!

  7. Lauren says:

    That’s strange. Mine usually is all over Africa…and hardly on the east coast. What the.

    Oh…and you are nicer than me, allowing anonymous comments.

  8. Kim says:

    I need some serious direction in how to figure that feature out!! Feel free to drop me a note with some pointers ;-)

  9. RatalieNose says:

    I am proud to say that one of those bullet points belongs to ME!!!!

  10. Anonymous says:

    with anonimity comes great power. whoa, who’s that down by south america?

  11. Jolene says:

    AW man! If I had known I would have sent you a comment. I’m way up in Alaska, still north america though, so not really that exciting. Just really freaking cold.

  12. Tracey says:

    Just found your blog-You make me smile! How bout a little ole red dot from the grand state of Texas? (like the accent? ha…just trying to keep up those darned stereotypes!)


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