…as if there’s any way to stop it, genius.
This is how our driveway turned out after I tried my hand at shoveling. I thought I could teach myself the skill, but as it turns out, one has to be a Canadian to really get the job done right:
Ditto the sidewalk. [It is against the law to neglect shoveling snow from one’s own sidewalk. If someone were to slip and get hurt on a snowy patch of sidewalk in front of our house, we would be criminals.]