Local News

Poor Kyle had to fly down from Canada to drive me back there. I guess he thought I wouldn’t actually come back.

What dear? Tomorrow’s high is supposed to be freezing? Oh, that’s nice. Mesa got rain today, and hail, too. It was very exciting. What’s that? You had to shovel yourself out of the driveway to get to work? You were 20 minutes late? Your truck never did heat up on the thirty-minute drive? That’s too bad…

I guess his suspicions were warranted. But he’s here now, and we’re headed to Texas to visit the far-away grandparents tomorrow. The whole lot of us–me, Poor Kyle, Adell, Clint, The Baby, and my parents. Should be a real adventure.

Since I’ll be signing off for the weekend, I thought it best to leave you all with something to mull over. I do not subscribe to Google Reader (which is an application that allows people to see when someone’s blog has been updated). I find it rather thrilling to click on all the links of all the people I know (and some people I don’t know).

I do not find it thrilling, however, to clickity-click on the links of boring bloggers who rarely update. It hurts my heart. In fact, there are some links I don’t even bother clicking anymore, since I know I’ll only be met with the painful sting of rejection. So when I come back on Monday, I am going to load up my Firefox, open my blog, and go through all of the links in both of my link-lists on the right hand side of the page. Any blogs that have not been updated in over a month are getting the kibosh. That’s right. The Big Kibosh.

[Back when I was at ASU, I got so frustrated with all the “local news” guys–who would exchange phone numbers with me but never call–that I did this same thing. I went through my cell phone contact list, phoned all the contacts I’d not heard from in a while {if ever} and informed them I’d be taking them off my contact list to leave room for more with-it guys. I got quite a few lovely dates out of this tactic, but in the end, I became so disillusioned with ASU and its pitiful excuse for a meaningful student body, that I just moved to Canada. **Sorry if you went to ASU. No, truly. I am sorry. From the bottom of my heart. And if you’re going there now, my advice to you is get the heck out of that hellhole, before it’s too late.**]

But I digress.

To Whom it May Concern:

The following bloggers are in peril of no longer being my friend (my gosh, I feel like I’m in 4th grade all over again! I suppose I should un-invite all of you to my birthday party, too), and run the risk of being exterminated from the link list on the right-hand side of this blog. This is getting out of hand. You’re becoming local news:

-Lindsey Burnham (I know you’re working on one)
Afton Willis (my gosh, Afton, give me a break!)
Allison Pierce
Tessa Burt

I know all of you are probably spectacularly busy, but come on…just one measly post. Everybody’s doing it! And if you don’t care whether or not I keep your link on my blog…just keep right on not posting.

Also, I have noticed a few new people saying hello to me, and I am tickled pink to know of you! I’ve been reading most of your blogs, and if you comment on this post, I’ll make sure to add you to my links–I need to have something to put on my list of people who I actually know, since I have a feeling many of the aforementioned bloggers will shun my call to action.

Out with the old, and in with the new! I think that’s how it goes.

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.
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