After Poor Kyle bought this house but before we were wed he purchased an alarm clock like the one pictured above (image from here).
I thought it was the stupidest thing in the world.
I mean, I’m lazy, but really? A digital clock projected onto the ceiling? Can’t be bothered to pick up your phone, eh? Or heaven forbid RAISE YOUR WRIST to check the time? It puts lazy to shame.
Nearly 5 years into our marriage, (eff I’m old), I often find myself disgusted with any ceiling that doesn’t have the time projected on it.