…no, not my face (though if we’re being honest [and we always are] my right nostril could really use some sort of laser treatment).

I’m talking spotty internet.

I have a dream, though. Of reception…of service no matter where I go, or how far away my hotel room is from the front desk. I have a dream that I can always check my emails on the road. And I do mean on the road. Even in the middle of nowhere.

Image from here.

What’s that, you say? Such technology already exists? Apple™? iPhone? 3G?

Fine. I dream of that, then.

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.
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9 Responses to Spotty…

  1. HeatherPride says:

    ME TOOO! I have a co-worker with one and sometimes he lets me touch it. I want one. Bad.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Guess what. This comment coming to you from my iPhone!!! I just got it and my life will never me the same.


  3. angela hardison says:


    an iPhone does NOT mean service wherever you go. I love mine for everything but a phone — it drops almost every single call I’m on, and doesn’t even get service in my own house :( I’ve about had it.

    Although, I do love being able to check emails all the time and have access to my Google Reader when I’m stuck in traffic or waiting in line.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Oh dear. All I ever hear is how wonderful Mike’s IPhone is…~A

  5. Molly Shumway Rawlins says:

    My husband has an iPhone, and it is like an appendage to him. Even if it might not always have perfect reception, hit has so many wonderful features it is worth the money, for him anyway.

    one day we will all have all the things we want, and be rewarded for living simply for the time being, thats at least what I tell myself every day.

  6. Joel says:

    We don’t even own cell phones. We used to, but we never used them. Why waste the money every month?

  7. Anonymous says:


    Sounds good, doesn’t it?

  8. Anonymous says:

    CAll the iphone people. I think they just got free advertisement.

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