{Stuck on a Toilet with Nothing to Read}

Winter is upon us. I’m reminded of all the snow we got last year. One day in December, I decided to brave the frozen white and do my civic duty, but I was no good at shoveling. I may never get used to the feeling of perspiring outside while it’s below freezing. Snotsicles make me so uncomfortable.
You know…uncomfortable. Like sweating giant pit-stains in a dark satin dress on prom night.

Like being caught unawares in a room full of children who are not *quite* potty trained.

Like having nightmares of being the wedding photographer who forgot to bring a camera.

It’s like eating cinnamon rolls for breakfast every day all winter and wondering why last summer’s swimsuit feels so…snug.

Like running into a husband’s skinny ex-girlfriend at the post office the day you didn’t bother with concealer. Or mascara.

It’s like being stuck on a toilet with nothing to read.

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.
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13 Responses to {Stuck on a Toilet with Nothing to Read}

  1. Joel says:

    Hooray! DECOR!! Nice job.

    Love the log picture, too!

  2. HeatherPride says:

    Those pictures are awesome!

    My dad was a photographer, so he insisted on not hiring one for his wedding to my mother. Then, guess who forgot the camera? I’ll have to ask him how that feels, so I can relate to you better!

  3. Geneva says:

    lovely new digs!

  4. kayleen says:

    …or like singing the wrong lyrics out loud in a car full of people who aren’t your family. (they’ll judge you for sure.)

  5. Anonymous says:


    I’m really sorry. Good thing you’ll be here in thirty-one hours! I can’t wait!!! Oh, and I like the new blog layout. Nice.

  6. Jami says:

    did I mention that I HATE skinnny people?

  7. Anonymous says:

    At least it’s beautiful!~A

  8. lindser-lou says:

    oh so beautiful camille! all those amazing pictures make me want to join chelsie’s bandwagon of listening to early christmas music!!!

    and no worries – there will be NO snotsicle forming temperatures down here in mesa

  9. Zach and Whitney says:

    It does look really pretty. But it belongs in pictures not real life. Ex girlfriends are the worst to run into and its always when you havent showered or put on make up. I bet shes stalking you.

  10. Zach and Whitney says:

    P.S- Your picture taking skills are amazing.

  11. HeatherPride says:

    I took your advice and looked up “I like turtles” on youtube! OMG, hilarious!!!!! That is freaking awesome!

  12. Geneva says:

    John: Who’s blog is that
    John: WHOA she changed it!
    John:Why did she change it?

    I thought you would be impressed that my non-blogging husband noticed a difference.

  13. Niki (Crum) Worthen says:

    i guess there’s not much else i can say. everybody’s said it already. love the new blog colors. love the new header. love, love the new pics!

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