Thing one:I have been drinking water like a champ. This 1L bottle of Evian™ has been refilled and emptied by me five times the past two days. Ten litres of water in two days. Go liquid.
Thing two, related to thing One:
Look how clear my wee is as a result!
Thing three, also related to things one and two:
I came home from a really long day of full-time job, part-time job, and church service to CLEAN TOILETS. My husband cleaned them. Two of them. MY HUSBAND CLEANED TWO TOILETS FOR ME. I LOVE THAT MAN.
Okay, there were four things:
Thing five, because if four is good five is better, and with no picture attached: yes I did take a picture of my wee, and yes I am now calling wee what was formerly referred to as pee because that’s what my English friends do and they’re my heroes.
What of it?