Three things.

Thing one:20110927-212745.jpgI have been drinking water like a champ. This 1L bottle of Evian™ has been refilled and emptied by me five times the past two days. Ten litres of water in two days. Go liquid.

Thing two, related to thing One:

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Look how clear my wee is as a result!

Thing three, also related to things one and two:20110927-212807.jpg
I came home from a really long day of full-time job, part-time job, and church service to CLEAN TOILETS. My husband cleaned them. Two of them. MY HUSBAND CLEANED TWO TOILETS FOR ME. I LOVE THAT MAN.

Okay, there were four things:

20110927-212826.jpgThe fact that this mustache is made from Martha Stewart Living™ glitter does not detract the least bit from the fact that I would’ve made an excellent man. I’ve always thought so.

Thing five, because if four is good five is better, and with no picture attached: yes I did take a picture of my wee, and yes I am now calling wee what was formerly referred to as pee because that’s what my English friends do and they’re my heroes.

What of it?

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.
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7 Responses to Three things.

  1. anna says:

    Excellent man? Did you mean creepy mustache man?

  2. irene says:

    i call it toilet =)

  3. Mariano says:

    Is this a new record of water-drinking? We (yes, I also drank a lot of water) had the record when you were here in Seville.

  4. Chloe says:

    Why, WHY, do you have a mustache???

  5. James says:

    Nice bathroom floor tiles…

  6. Geevz says:

    Who can’t appreciate a good toilet picture? I’m proud of your clear pee. And I fully support the Evian choice. Every road trip I indulge in a buying a liter of overpriced but perfect temperature water at the gas station. I used to base the choice on the coolest looking bottle since I intended to reuse it. Then after doing some water taste tests with Husband, Fiji wins with Evian as a close runner up.

    Wee is a superior word for pee, despite dramatically changing the meaning of the This Little Piggy rhyme.

  7. I can’t believe you photographed your wee.

    That’s just a whole ‘nother level of blogger commitment!

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