In most cases, I jump on any bandwagon that looks like fun; in today’s case (i.e. The Case of Typing “(Your Name) Needs” Into the Google Search Bar and Hitting Enter), I’m really glad I did. Because evidently…
-Camille needs bodyguards because too many people hate her.
-Camille needs men.
-Camille needs issues addressed on the level of feelings.
-Camille needs to change her horizons.
-Camille needs to negotiate with the manager to get an EDIFACT order process.
-Camille needs to get a backbone.
-Camille needs a duck to keep her company.
-Camille needs an experienced dog owner that is willing to work with her and train her with consistency.
-Camille needs to watch his words (“Camille” can be a man’s name in French, you know–it’s pronounced “Camee”).
-Camille needs a little more Prozac™, and…
-Camille needs an ice water enema administered with a 3″ fire hose fitted with a wide-angle nozzle [goodness gracious–Poor Other Camille!].
Try it–it’s fun. It’s like cracking open a whole bunch of fortune cookies all at once.
Also, you have until 10 p.m. tonight to enter yesterday’s contest. Winners of the $25.00 gift card will be announced Thursday morning.