{What I Really Need Is a Chicken Wing and a Good Hair Cut}

In most cases, I jump on any bandwagon that looks like fun; in today’s case (i.e. The Case of Typing “(Your Name) Needs” Into the Google Search Bar and Hitting Enter), I’m really glad I did. Because evidently…

-Camille needs bodyguards because too many people hate her.
-Camille needs men.
-Camille needs issues addressed on the level of feelings.
-Camille needs to change her horizons.
-Camille needs to negotiate with the manager to get an EDIFACT order process.
-Camille needs to get a backbone.


{How about a chicken bone and a good cut ‘n colour?? That’s what I say.}

-Camille needs a duck to keep her company.
-Camille needs an experienced dog owner that is willing to work with her and train her with consistency.
-Camille needs to watch his words (“Camille” can be a man’s name in French, you know–it’s pronounced “Camee”).
-Camille needs a little more Prozacâ„¢, and…
-Camille needs an ice water enema administered with a 3″ fire hose fitted with a wide-angle nozzle [goodness gracious–Poor Other Camille!].

Try it–it’s fun. It’s like cracking open a whole bunch of fortune cookies all at once.

Also, you have until 10 p.m. tonight to enter yesterday’s contest. Winners of the $25.00 gift card will be announced Thursday morning.

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.
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