Monthly Archives: May 2010

Thwarted.

Yesterday I woke up bright and early, showered, packed George Jettson to the brim, made the bed, folded the towels, washed the dishes, turned off the heater, locked the doors, and flipped Mayberry the bird as I sped away. Everything … Continue reading

Posted in Canada, failures, mediocrity, on the road again, sad things, Travel | 11 Comments

The Following Story is Completely True. Sadly.

You know how when you’re single, looking for someone to date—being on the proverbial “prowl,” if you will—and you get vibes from a person of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you’re gay; I am an equal-opportunity blogger), … Continue reading

Posted in Canada, fiascos, mondays suck, oh brother what next, what a nightmare, woe is me | Tagged | 27 Comments