My brother-in-law goes for a colonoscopy today. This fact delights me to no end. There are not many things that can grate on his nerves, so you better believe I will use this opportunity to grate and grate and grate. … Continue reading
Yesterday we had a pretty intense storm blow through our neck of the woods. Mayberry (and area) is really windy on a good day, but in a storm, it’s like walking through a hurricane. I have experienced that strange sensation … Continue reading
Where we last left off, I was a social recluse with a disinclination toward friends and relationships in general. Nothing is sadder than the girl who secretly longs for friends but cannot make any. But the girl without friends who … Continue reading
Have you guys gotten on the Saturday Steals craze yet? (Oh, you didn’t know it was a craze? You thought it was just an overzealous internet thing that may or may not be wavering on the brink of existence every … Continue reading
The other day’s “To Be Continued” is to be continued for a few more days, I am sorry to say. It seems I cannot have a solid week of normalcy to save my life. Sad, but true. I promise I … Continue reading
I am antisocial. By and large, people annoy me. This grand revelation, I suspect, will come as no surprise to you. When given the choice between going to a party where I will know a lot of people only vaguely, … Continue reading
I have a long list of things I’m planning to write about this week, but I’ve been having internet problems all weekend and by the time I finally got them sorted out an hour ago, I was too frustrated and … Continue reading