Author Archives: Camille

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.

{The Longest Post Ever Written About the Shortest Relationship Which Never Happened}

Once upon a time in 2005, there was this guy I never dated. We didn’t date for about a month. It went something like this: first I sort of thought liked him but then he grew a beard and started … Continue reading

Posted in change, looking back, photos, watch out or I'll blog about you | 11 Comments

{My Lifelong Problem with Kiosk Vultures at the Mall}

I’m extremely non-confrontational by nature. Learning to stick up for myself is something I struggle with almost constantly, even now. As a child, getting in trouble was one of my biggest fears. When faced with confrontation, not only does my … Continue reading

Posted in oh brother what next, watch out or I'll blog about you | 14 Comments

I Wonder How Many Angels Had to Die in the Making of This Bed?

I never knew how much I needed to have a beautiful bed in my life… I never knew how big a difference existed between average sheets…and lovely sheets… I never realised that seven pillows on a bed–ridiculous though they are–could … Continue reading

Posted in Overall Good Things, photos, thisandthat, what I'm about | 18 Comments

There’s No Such Thing as Edward and Bella

I just finished reading that book. My initial reaction–before being swayed by all the vicious reviews, was that it was clever and witty. [My favourite part was the titles of the ‘Jacob’ chapters, specifically, “What do I look Like? The … Continue reading

Posted in Married Life, mediocrity, oh brother what next | 12 Comments