Author Archives: Camille

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.

Camille & Poor Kyle Consummate the Marriage and Invite All Y’all to Have a Look-see

Adam Shankman is a goofy sort of fellow. He’s always saying deeply profound things that have no meaning whatsoever. In his role as a guest judge on So You Think You Can Dance tonight, he told Mark and Courtney that, … Continue reading

Posted in Married Life, photos | 15 Comments

I’m a Glutton for Deprivation

I’m sleep deprived right now. Being sleep deprived really is the best kind of deprivation–much better than carne asada burrito deprived or heavy summer rain deprived or even fat baby nephew deprived… Does it mean that he’s iron-deprived if he … Continue reading

Posted in do what I say, looking back, Overall Good Things, thisandthat, what I'm about | 4 Comments

Does This Playlist Make My Blog Look Fat?

Oh, boy—have I ever got a problem. See, I don’t like being poked fun of (whereas everyone else in the world enjoys it, I know). Unfortunately for me, I’ve been reading this blog and I have become mind-wrackingly paranoid that … Continue reading

Posted in blogger finger, change, I hate change, woe is me | 17 Comments

I’ve Just Thought of an Excellent Plot for a Horror Film…

Remember last August how my hand got sore from a case of blogger finger? Well, apparently the disease has spread to the produce. I was washing vegetables for a lovely salad last night, when I came across a past-its-peak carrot … Continue reading

Posted in blogger finger, oh brother what next, thisandthat | 11 Comments