Author Archives: Camille

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.

Why Not Just Rip My Heart Out and Blend it Into a Nice Pureé?

Sometimes the proverbial rug gets pulled right out from under my feet. When it happens, I am never less affected than the time before. Do you know what I mean? When the delicate balance of my life’s routine is upset, … Continue reading

Posted in I hate change, sad things | 12 Comments

I Should Have Gotten a Degree in Marriage.

At BYU, students can earn a degree in Marriage, Family and Human Development. To me this seems like an incredible cop-out. “What did you go to college for?” “Oh, I got my degree in Marriage.” “Really? So what was your … Continue reading

Posted in Married Life, oh brother what next | 16 Comments

{I Lost 10 Pounds in Five Hours}

The spring in my proverbial step has gone in for servicing, and has come out looking 10 years younger. And I’m not kidding, either: Before–Hello, halfway houses of America; meet your newest druggie! After–Even in dim lighting and using a … Continue reading

Posted in Overall Good Things, photos, what I'm about | 17 Comments