We’re out of milk today. See? It’s a miracle! Well, we weren’t out of milk this morning, but by the time I made a batch of miserably under-cooked pancakes [yes, I fail at pancakes every time, even though I use … Continue reading
So I have this friend. We’ll call her “B.” She’s pretty funny, as far as friends go. And by “pretty funny,” I actually mean “the life of every party.” Here’s a classic “us” moment caught on film…er…SD card. Don’t ask. … Continue reading
This is madness. I cannot believe my own readers (of which there are 100 or so, as far as I can tell [not much, but hey–they’re mine]) do not support me in not supporting Poor Kyle’s remarriage. Whose side are … Continue reading
If I die young, I do not want Poor Kyle to remarry. Yes, some wives do tell their husbands to remarry if the situation occurs. Some noble wives give their full blessing and support to their husbands’ remarriage. They’re sweet. … Continue reading
Eternal Grinding of the Stressed-Out Teeth: A Screenplay in One Act by Camille–Archives of Our Lives ACT I Scene 1: A newly married couple at a hotel on their wedding night, already in bed and on the brink of a … Continue reading
Poor Kyle and I attend church meetings every Sunday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Almost everyone in our congregation (we call them “wards” [as in “mental ward,” only most of us aren’t insane. I am, of course…but that’s totally … Continue reading
Our television is on the fritz [where did that phrase even come from?]**, and I am aghast at how…aware…I am of its absence. When I was young, my parents strictly monitored our T.V. time–at least until my sister and I … Continue reading