I imagine you’ve come here [to this blog, that is] today looking for entertainment. Entertainment, amusement, or just an update on this little life of mine. Well, you’re not going to get it, Greedy. And I’ll tell you why: I … Continue reading
Hi. I’m Chair. I’m old, but you can’t call me “Old Chair”–I’ve been called that too often throughout my life. People have called me “Old Chair,” “Ugly Blue Chair,” and even “Worthless Piece of Garbage Chair,” but my new owner … Continue reading
I am mildly obsessed with doors; I am always on the lookout for doors with character–doors with soul. I like to decorate with doors, or even with photos of doors. I have photographed doors in Paris, London, Amsterdam, and a … Continue reading
Oh boy, am I ever in a good mood today! Look at what the forecast is**: Can’t see? I’ll zoom in on it: See that, there at the end, under the bright yellow sun under the word “SUN?” Seventy-one degrees! … Continue reading
Now, let’s talk about exercise. Growing up I was active enough. I climbed trees, participated in summer league softball (faithfully for 10 years), and jumped on the trampoline. I also fought viciously with my older sister, ran wild through the … Continue reading
They finally phoned. They phoned, and I was less-than-thrilled. Meeting two new people, inviting them into my “not-quite-decorated-even-though-I’m-unemployed” house, letting them sit on my red sofa (whilst banishing myself to the wooden Amish chair which is less of a chair … Continue reading
We saw the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know. It was the happiest day of my life–happier than high school graduation, or getting married, or finally visiting the Louvre (okay, maybe one step under the Louvre). And it recalled to … Continue reading