Author Archives: Camille

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.

Is it considered sleepwalking if you’re conscious?

I distinctly remember waking up last night around 2:30 a.m. and being worried—consumed, obsessed—about finding some petroleum jelly for my nostrils, which sometimes get dry at night and which, if I let them get too dry, are known to bleed … Continue reading

Posted in mondays suck, oh brother what next | 2 Comments

Knott’s Berry Farm for YMKs (Young, Married, and Kidless)

Housekeeping: This is just a wee reminder that this Friday will mark the opening of Saturday Steals for the weekend, which Saturday Steals I blithely ignored last weekend during a bout of defiant devil-may-care attitude toward this here blog. But … Continue reading

Posted in awesome., do what I say, Married Life, on the road again, Overall Good Things, Recreation, Travel | 6 Comments

Pardon My Petunias

Several months ago I signed up to buy a little chunk of ad space on a seriously funny blog, ABDPBT. There was a really long wait list for said ad space, so I figured I’d have plenty of time to … Continue reading

Posted in awesome., blogger finger, failures, like-it-link-it, looking back, mondays suck, what a nightmare, woe is me | 3 Comments