Yesterday I woke up bright and early, showered, packed George Jettson to the brim, made the bed, folded the towels, washed the dishes, turned off the heater, locked the doors, and flipped Mayberry the bird as I sped away. Everything … Continue reading
You know how when you’re single, looking for someone to date—being on the proverbial “prowl,” if you will—and you get vibes from a person of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you’re gay; I am an equal-opportunity blogger), … Continue reading
Well I’ve known it for ages, but today confirmed yet again that I am one lucky girl. First, I marry a man who loves me enough that he actually wants me to hang out with him for days on end … Continue reading
Come back this evening for a rousing opening round of Saturday Steals. I still haven’t found mine (well I had one planned but I left home without taking pictures of it like the dumb dumb that I sometimes am), but … Continue reading
As soon as I was granted my Canadian residency yesterday (which went very well by the way), the first thing I immediately did was hop into a semi truck with a strange-looking toothless truck driver and hitch a ride down … Continue reading
Today I find out if this country I’ve been living in sin with for the past three years wants to make an honest woman out of me. If they say yes, I get to pay another $500 (on top of … Continue reading
The other day I drove to Montana in my new (to me) Jetta for a little bonding time, and a very bad thing happened. Luckily (or not) for you, I captured the unfortunate event on digital recording: I was feeling … Continue reading