Author Archives: Camille

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.

Good things come to those who wait to clip their toenails until after noon.

This morning I clipped my toenails, and as I was sitting there clip clip clipping, I had the strangest feeling that something was wrong. I couldn’t pinpoint it, not at first, but finally I figured it out: Who in this … Continue reading

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Gas permeable might not be so bad; when it comes right down to it, I’m really just a lot of hot air anyway.

All my life, all I’ve ever wanted has been Lasikā„¢. Okay, not really. When I was a kid, I really really wanted glasses, so much so that I might have even lied on the eye exam (foolish, foolish girl). Mom? … Continue reading

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Scott Hamilton: Without You, I Am Nothing.

***This post is in conjunction with the sports-themed Spin Cycle over at Sprite’s Keeper. Click here to read more of the sportiest spins on the internet.*** It’s not often that I notice huge cultural differences between Canada and the United … Continue reading

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I’m too young to be such a geezer.

Today’s question comes from my good e-friend Amanda (also known as the world’s most amazingly in-depth commenter; everyone should be so lucky as to have an Amanda to comment on their blogs). Q: What is your favorite outfit to wear? … Continue reading

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That would be a cool trick.

Imagine if you worked really hard to make good things happen in your life. Imagine if you set goals, and trudged away, day after day, through the tedium of hard, boring work, to finally accomplish those goals, and when all … Continue reading

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The one where I break a promise.

I am not doing the gallon challenge. I promised Cristin I would do it as my second official act of Project: Proxy. But I can’t. I don’t take my promises lightly, and breaking this one has been a difficult decision … Continue reading

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It’s Not Good Lookin’ But It’s Lookin’ Good

In an attempt to look a little more fashionable (an attempt, by the way, also known as The Most Hopeless Cause Known to Man), I have decided to put some effort into my daily appearance. I figure, I’m getting to … Continue reading

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