25 January 2010 Alberta, Canada Twenty three year-old blogger and promising young novelist, Camille Archives of Archives of Our Lives, died today after struggling through the popular twenty-minute workout DVD, Jillian’s 30-Day Shred. According to the last blog post she … Continue reading
I didn’t set any official new year’s resolutions this year, because New Year’s Eve sneaked up on me and by the time it rolled around, I was loading up tissue after tissue with enormous amounts of snot, declaring my hatred … Continue reading
***Because this is an even-numbered year and because I’m sick of waiting around for life to grant me with success, I have decided to take this year as an opportunity to enter every contest for which I am eligible. The … Continue reading
Some of you might be aware of the fact that I live my life, overwhelmingly, through guilt. I eat what I eat (or don’t eat what I don’t eat) because of the guilt I know will invariably come when I’ve … Continue reading
So Poor Kyle was disappointed because I wouldn’t let him buy a really expensive dog right before we have to pay tuition for university, and then the next day, to soften the blow, I told him he could buy a … Continue reading
Is it presumptuous of me to give you a To Do list? No matter—you’ll thank me once you’ve checked the items off the list. A To Do List for the Readers of Archives of Our Lives (1/13/2010): 1. Listen to … Continue reading
Today is my first day back at school. To say that I am excited to be back would be a lie; nothing could be further from the truth. Still, I must admit that as I am slowly trudging through these … Continue reading