Author Archives: Camille

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.

A Banj-off Against Steve Martin Just Officially Topped My List of Must-Dos Before I Die

Christmas is approaching, and in honour of the big day, I’m going to post a series of gift ideas to help you know what you can get me. … … I jest.  Not about the gift ideas—I really will be … Continue reading

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How to succeed at YouTube™ without really trying.

I struggle with overwhelming guilt when I go for more than one day without posting.  I feel extremely neglectful of you people.  I don’t have any good reason for staying away so long; I was mostly just lounging around all … Continue reading

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What I Learned from Ziploc™ Bags

Poor Kyle’s parents are out of town and the first thing I did when their tail lights were out of sight was break into their house (I had a key) and steal two forty-count boxes of name brand gallon-sized Ziploc™ … Continue reading

Posted in fiascos, It's All Good, kitchen failures, Married Life, oh brother what next, short stories/vignette, what I'm about | 20 Comments

Where else can you read about Charles Dickens, zombies taking over our minds, and yoga all in one place? Nowhere but here. That’s the Archives of Our Lives™ promise.

Poor Kyle and I utilised this weekend to engage in marriage-strengthening activities like catching the latest 3-D movie playing. Image from here. (We saw A Christmas Carol, and I totally recommend it.  Though I will warn you that if you’ve … Continue reading

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Him and Me and Then and Now

***The following is something I wrote to submit in a writing contest.  I just emailed it to the judges five minutes ago.  I am only admitting this now so that if slash when I don’t win, I can refer back … Continue reading

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