Author Archives: Camille

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.

Communication Nation

I have been married for almost two years, and it has only been within the last few months that I have really started to feel like a wife.  It’s true—until recently, I felt like just Poor Kyle’s girlfriend and not … Continue reading

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Cheerful Charles P. Wiggins the Third

Charles P. Wiggins the Third was tired of reading stories with miserable endings. “Why does every short story require a morbid, twisted ending to be a success,” he wondered.  “What’s wrong with good, old-fashioned happiness?” He couldn’t recall exactly when … Continue reading

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“This dignified silence seems to be producing an unpleasant effect.”

For my dramatic literature class, I am reading The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde. It’s not the first time I’ve read this play; it won’t be the last.  I have, as you all know, long been intrigued by … Continue reading

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One for One.

I GOT A PACKAGE IN THE MAIL YESTERDAY.  It was so exciting.  Here in Mayberry, we all pick up our mail from the community watering hole, which is open for business on Monday through Friday from 9-5 {though we can … Continue reading

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We All Got Boogers.

So it’s right freezing in our house, because…well…we live in Canada.  It’s really cold inside, but I refuse to turn on the heater before October (November would be ideal, but, well…we live in Canada) in what is officially the most … Continue reading

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“Media Monkeys and Their Junket Junkies.”

Really?  Really, readers?  Only nine comments on my last post about the latest fashions with which I’m clothing my body? How disappointing. And I tried so hard…I thought it was some of my best work, but I only got nine … Continue reading

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