Author Archives: Camille

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.

JOHN LUVS MARIA!

So I was riding my bike the other day, when it struck me that Poor Kyle doesn’t love me at all. Leastwise, he doesn’t love me as much as some men love their spouses. Tangent:  I once had a friend … Continue reading

Posted in Canada, failures, fiascos, It's All Good, mediocrity, mondays suck, oh brother what next | Tagged | 20 Comments

No ‘Poo Update—MONTH 2

***Background: I’m not using shampoo or conditioner in my hair anymore.  It’s called the No ‘Poo Movement.  You can read the beginnings of my experiment (deep breath…) here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.  Someday I’ll create a page … Continue reading

Posted in Cutting Back, do what I say, Green Living, what I'm about | Tagged | 33 Comments

“This break…is break UP?”

I have been giving a particular matter a lot of thought, and finally, after debating back and forth a hundred times, I’ve come to a decision: I will no longer read private blogs. Phew!  Glad to have that off my … Continue reading

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Barefoot in the Kitchen

Last night, I was cooking corn-on-the-cob in a pot of boiling water on the stove (as opposed to on the grill, which turned out to be an epic failure the last time), and in a twist of unfortunate circumstances, I … Continue reading

Posted in cooking, failures, kitchen failures, Married Life, mediocrity, mondays suck | 14 Comments