Author Archives: Camille

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.

Sneak Preview—A Glimmer of Hope

While everyone else in the internet world is networking it up in Chicago for BlogHer (something I’ve sworn I’d attend for the past two summers, ho-hum), I am not. Instead, I’m flying to Arizona tomorrow for a weekend of mourning … Continue reading

Posted in blogger finger, sad things, woe is me | Tagged | 12 Comments

Huh. Well, I guess that settles that.

Fearful Fatty, the anonymous person in need of help on my most recent skirt-flying post, came out of the woodwork to clear some things up regarding my last post: Well, thanks for all the comments, guys. A few bits of … Continue reading

Posted in ask me anything, fiascos, It's All Good | Tagged | 9 Comments

In Which I Experience the Slap-in-the-Face Realisation that I Don’t Know Everything.

Not long ago, I fancied myself a regular Ann Landers.  I decided my calling in life was to be an advice columnist—one who didn’t beat around the bush.  I wanted to give people advice they were seeking (as opposed to … Continue reading

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“Piece of cake” is such a farce.

It seems impossible that July is halfway gone.  You know what that means, right?  August is looming, and what a wretched thought that is.  I really hate August. The only good thing about this upcoming August is that my family … Continue reading

Posted in cooking, failures, fiascos, It's All Good, kitchen failures, mediocrity, mondays suck, woe is me | Tagged | 20 Comments

I was abducted by Martians and all you get is this lousy post.

OH.  MY.  GOSH. You GUYS, you’ll never believe what happened to me this past week. IT WAS CRAZY WITH A ‘K.’ If I told you I was abducted by Martians and taken into outer space {the final frontier} and probed, … Continue reading

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Hoax?

Detox Day One: Detox Day Two: Detox Day Three: Hmm…Hollywood just might be on to something.  My detox couldn’t be going better unless I had a personal chef preparing my meals for me.  In which case, I’d have money for … Continue reading

Posted in change, Cutting Back, health and vitality, Overall Good Things, quickies | 21 Comments