My cherry red cell phone is dying a slow and cancerous death. First, I dropped it while standing in line at Target™ last October. I said a very bad word out loud when I picked it up and saw this: … Continue reading
I just got back from seeing Transformers 2, which may as well be the same thing as me saying I just got back from getting all four wisdom teeth re-pulled. Don’t spend the money. Don’t even spend the free movie … Continue reading
Yesterday marked my first day of the detox that I’m already suspicious of. For those of you who have expressed concern over my health and the grave danger of detoxing one’s own body, please. Fear not. I am not doing … Continue reading
Have you ever heard the song “Broken,” by Lifehouse? I just did for the first time. It seemed to be exactly what I needed on this miserable Monday morning. One lyric in particular struck a chord (pun) with me: “In … Continue reading
Well, I’ve been detoxing my hair for three weeks now, and I feel like my life is changed. Do you realise how monumental this is, my friends? I HAVE NOT USED SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER ON MY HAIR FOR THREE WEEKS, … Continue reading
It’s 7:11 a.m. as I sit to type this post. I opened my laptop at 7:10 a.m., and waited until 7:11, because I like that time better. I like times that mean something to me… …Now it’s 7:12. Sad. Sure, … Continue reading
If you’re reading this post on Wednesday, CONGRATULATIONS! It’s Canada Day! (If you’re reading it a bit early on Tuesday night, go ahead and stop. Just come back tomorrow. Or stay. Either way works for me. I’m not bossy, right? … Continue reading