Author Archives: Camille

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.

{Running on Fumes}

Doesn’t it kill you when you just get excited about a new blog you’re reading, or a fun new internet personality who updates regularly, and you really feel like you’ve got a good thing going, and then suddenly BAM!  The … Continue reading

Posted in blogger finger, Cutting Back, mediocrity, my edjumacation and me, sad things | Tagged , | 29 Comments

This is Your Brain. This is Your Brain on Drugs.

This movie…it’s funny. If you’ve ever had any sort of surgery {or if you’ve ever been completely stoned}, you might be able to relate to this poor, pathetic little drugg-ed up kid: David After Dentist {or alternatively, This Is Your … Continue reading

Posted in health and vitality, It's All Good, kid stuffs, like-it-link-it | Tagged , , | 15 Comments

Announcing the First Semi-Annual Meeting of the New United Blog Order™

In my spirit lives the makings of a recluse.  You think I’m kidding, but seriously…  I’m not. Wouldn’t you be, if you looked like this? It’s all good and fine to be ha-ha-very-funny on the internet, but I have hours … Continue reading

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Timeline of Decline

*Posted as part of the Sprite’s Keeper weekly Spin Cycle* Remember when you were in school? Remember how, after months of attending lectures, and meeting with belittling professors, and receiving poorer grades than you deserved, and basically getting the life … Continue reading

Posted in change, failures, I hate change, looking back, mediocrity, my edjumacation and me, photos, what a nightmare, woe is me | Tagged , | 32 Comments

This is the Song That Never Ends.

In the office {next to our bedroom where I’m typing this}, Poor Kyle is humming the tune to Jason Mraz’s “I’m Yours,” which is already about as sweet as it can be, but Poor Kyle adds in all kinds of … Continue reading

Posted in I hate change, introspection, Married Life, Poor Kyle, self-actualisation | Tagged , | 19 Comments