Author Archives: Camille

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.

Observations of a First-Time Superbowl™ Watcher

I’ve never seen a Superbowl game in my life before last night.  (Come to think of it, I’ve never sat through, and paid attention to, an entire football game.  Ever.  [I have a very short attention span.]) Last night, however, … Continue reading

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Pity the Fool.

Image from here. It’s been a long time since I’ve done a question/answer post, so today I am going to remedy that oversight.  If you’re new to Archives of Our Lives, first of all: WELCOME!  Secondly, here’s how it goes: … Continue reading

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I’ve Been Avoiding This All My Life…

…Yet here it is. I’ve made an appointment to have a wisdom teeth removal consultation, free of charge.  Kind of makes it sound like a tree trimming service, doesn’t it?  (Oh, how I wish it were; I’d much rather have … Continue reading

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Ch-Ch-Ch-Chatter.

I’m sorry I didn’t post anything yesterday—I couldn’t type because my fingers were frozen: Don’t mind me, though: they thawed out once I chopped down the tree outside, stuffed it in my fireplace, doused it in lighter fluid and let … Continue reading

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Underscore for Emphasis.

Tonight I came home from my English classes after a long day of reading, writing, and note taking.  I was exhausted.  In between lectures, I can often be found pouring over textbooks in some dimly lit corner of the prison … Continue reading

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Death by Consumerism

As you know, I struggle with group projects. If I could have done it my way, I would have turned in this as my ballad: Death By Consumerism (Dedicated to Jdimytai Damour, 34 years) ‘Twas a perilous time to be … Continue reading

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