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Faux Motherhood: Day 4

I have cried–wept–no fewer than six separate times today. This is the hardest thing I’ve ever done and I didn’t even push anything out of my crotch for it. I can never be a mother.

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Faux Motherhood: Day 3

Today was the halfway mark of the Faux Motherhood project. I finally busted out the camera to prove that I was here. Here they are, Captain Angry Eyes and Ginger in the photographic flesh: I have a serious anxiety problem … Continue reading

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Faux Motherhood: Day 2

Day Two of the Faux motherhood Project was better than Day One in the following ways: I had learned to distinguish between littlest nephew’s whiney cries and serious cries. I had learned what choices biggest nephew needed in order to … Continue reading

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