I can’t eat. [Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I can eat–I can always eat.] What I mean to say is, I can’t enjoy what I eat. I am unable to relax. Food has lost its flavour; salt has … Continue reading
It’s lucky for the world that I am such a good person. Because I have been met with many injustices–by a number of horrid people–throughout the course of my 21 years. Like the time in my freshman year at ASU … Continue reading
A part of me has died. A rather large part of me. Matta’s. Gone. Closed. This is an outrage. How could they do this to me? How could they knowingly shut down the institution that made my life worth living? … Continue reading
Here’s something people might not guess about me: I was wild in my youth. Not wild wild. I never had any desire to drink or do drugs (though there was a phase during my teenagehood that I considered planting a … Continue reading
The sole purpose of the Motor Vehicle Division is to remind God-fearing people here on Earth to behave themselves, or else they’ll end up stuck there eternally in the afterlife. That’s right. The Motor Vehicle Division is very akin to … Continue reading
Kyle has the shingles… …I once had the shingles. Do you know how rare it is to contract a case of shingles while under the age of 50? Very rare indeed. The odds that both Kyle and I would have … Continue reading
Let me set the scene… Kitchen table, cluttered with things not “out of place” so much as “homeless.” (Things like apothecary jars and huge white bowls and 11×17 wedding photos [leftover from the reception]). A 9×13″ pan of chicken enchiladas … Continue reading