Category Archives: fiascos

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead.

***Because this is an even-numbered year and because I’m sick of waiting around for life to grant me with success, I have decided to take this year as an opportunity to enter every contest for which I am eligible.  The … Continue reading

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How to succeed at YouTube™ without really trying.

I struggle with overwhelming guilt when I go for more than one day without posting.  I feel extremely neglectful of you people.  I don’t have any good reason for staying away so long; I was mostly just lounging around all … Continue reading

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What I Learned from Ziploc™ Bags

Poor Kyle’s parents are out of town and the first thing I did when their tail lights were out of sight was break into their house (I had a key) and steal two forty-count boxes of name brand gallon-sized Ziploc™ … Continue reading

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The Gimme Kid is Ruining My Life

So how was all ya’ll’s Halloween?  Did you get a visit from The Gimme Kid? What?  You’ve never heard of The Gimme Kid?  Oh, I’m sure you have—you just didn’t know that was his name. This is just one of … Continue reading

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Fox in Dog’s Clothing

So this one day, I was taking a walk through the streets of Mayberry (the town where I live), minding my own business (although I may or may not have been peeking into people’s uncovered windows as I walked on … Continue reading

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Seriously Quacked

Since school started a month ago, I have been a very fragmented blog-person.  {I don’t even use the term “blogger” to describe myself anymore.  I’m not a true blogger.  I’m just a person who blogs occasionally, and poorly at that.  … Continue reading

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