***Preface: This post is about my mother-in-law, a daily reader and occasional commenter here at Archives of Our Lives. See, here’s the thing about my in-laws: I love them. Dearly. I know I am lucky to have such a good … Continue reading
When I was growing up, my mom always used to say, “I have a new lease on life,” any time something exciting was on the horizon. Naturally, as with anything cool my parents taught me as a kid, I do … Continue reading
**MEMBERS OF THE UBO, UPDATED IN REAL TIME** 1. Whitney 1.5. Anonymous my sister 2. Shesten 3. Anna 4. Geneva 5. Jami 6. Lauren 7. Alex 8. RatalieNose 9. You’re Next! “I need to go check in with the Wii™ … Continue reading
There are two things I have learned about dieting—excuse me, I mean “healthy living” (because it’s a lifestyle change, not a diet, you know {“dieting” has become another victim of the politically incorrect movement, so let’s all thank the ’90s}). … Continue reading
This is Geneva: I stole this picture from a funny post on her blog—hope that’s okay, Geneva. About a million years ago (back in September of 2007), I entered a giveaway on her blog, Hazardous Undertakings. The giveaway was supposed … Continue reading
My fish was complaining about his tank all day today—he said he was sick of swimming around in circles He kept telling me how tired he was of swimming clockwise, and that all he really wanted to do was torpedo … Continue reading
This movie…it’s funny. If you’ve ever had any sort of surgery {or if you’ve ever been completely stoned}, you might be able to relate to this poor, pathetic little drugg-ed up kid: David After Dentist {or alternatively, This Is Your … Continue reading