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Mormons make it work.

An hour ago I got home from my ward Christmas social. There were horse-drawn hayrides. There were Christmas movies. There was the Grinch and Rudolph. There were donuts and hot chocolate. There were Santas. Presents. Oranges. Chocolate coins. Sticky-fingered children. … Continue reading

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Drained

The most stressful part of faux parenthood was not that the children were difficult or the job was physically demanding (though it was a workout). It wasn’t that I had to be constantly on my guard (though I did). For … Continue reading

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Faux Motherhood: Day 4

I have cried–wept–no fewer than six separate times today. This is the hardest thing I’ve ever done and I didn’t even push anything out of my crotch for it. I can never be a mother.

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Faux Motherhood: Day 3

Today was the halfway mark of the Faux Motherhood project. I finally busted out the camera to prove that I was here. Here they are, Captain Angry Eyes and Ginger in the photographic flesh: I have a serious anxiety problem … Continue reading

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Faux Motherhood: Day 2

Day Two of the Faux motherhood Project was better than Day One in the following ways: I had learned to distinguish between littlest nephew’s whiney cries and serious cries. I had learned what choices biggest nephew needed in order to … Continue reading

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That’s the opposite of what I intended.

Today, because it’s Friday and I am in a cheerful mood, I thought I would share with you, my blog friends, two of the most precious photos ever taken: Meet my anniversary nephew. With his mischievous older brudder. If someone … Continue reading

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