Hi, guys.  I’m sorry it’s been a lifetime since I’ve posted.  It’s been a busy week.  Excuses, excuses. Seriously, though.  For the last four days, I have lived my life like a person who never had a blog, had never heard of blogs.  I hate to admit it, but this little website hasn’t even crossed [...]

I put up my Christmas decorations today, and it reminded me that I don’t really like Christmas all that much in the first place. I think I was poisoned by volunteering as Santa’s Little Helper for so many years in a row. I have decided that I will tell our kids right from the beginning [...]

Method to the madness.  An organised mess.  Carnage.  Call it what you will—it is my reality. As an aspiring writer (I hate those two words put together like that—they only reinforce the fact that I am not yet a professional writer), my mind is in utter chaos 99% of its waking hours.  This time of [...]

Image from here. Any time I eat something gross-looking, like an enormous burrito from Filibertos™, I worry that I might die before I fully digest it, and the coroner will make fun of me for my choice of meals during the stomach content part of the autopsy. It kind of makes me never want to [...]

If Poor Kyle and I ever divorce, it will be caused by one of two things: 1.  The fact that he shattered my dreams of Wedded Disneyland Bliss by refusing to ride Splash Mountain with me (who even does that?) and cuddling up with another girl the entire day, and I never payed for the [...]

Christmas is approaching, and in honour of the big day, I’m going to post a series of gift ideas to help you know what you can get me. … … I jest.  Not about the gift ideas—I really will be doing them—but about you getting them for me.  I only said it ’cause I thought [...]

I struggle with overwhelming guilt when I go for more than one day without posting.  I feel extremely neglectful of you people.  I don’t have any good reason for staying away so long; I was mostly just lounging around all weekend.  Not cleaning, not studying, not working, just lounging.  It was nice, and most likely [...]