To find out more about why I wore pants to church, and why it was even a big deal, please visit the Facebook page about it here. Also, this Huffington Post article here. ••••••• Five years ago after marrying a … Continue reading
Wife: Hey, my Love? I have a problem with my _______________ [fill in the blank with any number of common annoyances; possible options include: internet connection, sore shoulder, check engine light, garbage disposal, mother-in-law, yard work, laptop, hangnail]. Can you … Continue reading
When it comes right down to it, I think there are two kinds of people in this world: Those who would work as prostitutes during dire straits, and those who wouldn’t, not for anything. As for me, I think I … Continue reading
If Poor Kyle and I ever divorce, it will be caused by one of two things: 1. The fact that he shattered my dreams of Wedded Disneyland Bliss by refusing to ride Splash Mountain with me (who even does that?) … Continue reading