Author Archives: Camille

About Camille

I'm Camille. I have a butt-chin. I live in Canada. I was born in Arizona. I like Diet Dr. Pepper. Hello. You can find me on Twitter @archiveslives, Facebook at facebook.com/archivesofourlives, instagram at ArchivesLives, and elsewhere.

Take Heart, Little One; The Worst is Yet to Come

On my way to school this morning, I burst into tears for no apparent reason. Yeah, it was one of those days. Interestingly enough, though, on my way home from school twelve hours later, I experienced a sudden bout of … Continue reading

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I’m an Old Fart

Hi, guys.  I’m sorry it’s been a lifetime since I’ve posted.  It’s been a busy week.  Excuses, excuses. Seriously, though.  For the last four days, I have lived my life like a person who never had a blog, had never … Continue reading

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Mean Moms and Santa Do Not A Good Team Make

I put up my Christmas decorations today, and it reminded me that I don’t really like Christmas all that much in the first place. I think I was poisoned by volunteering as Santa’s Little Helper for so many years in … Continue reading

Posted in It's All Good, looking back, Married Life, mediocrity, oh brother what next, woe is me | Tagged | 7 Comments

Chaos

Method to the madness.  An organised mess.  Carnage.  Call it what you will—it is my reality. As an aspiring writer (I hate those two words put together like that—they only reinforce the fact that I am not yet a professional … Continue reading

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Have You Ever Wondered…

Image from here. Any time I eat something gross-looking, like an enormous burrito from Filibertos™, I worry that I might die before I fully digest it, and the coroner will make fun of me for my choice of meals during … Continue reading

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Grounds for Divorce?

If Poor Kyle and I ever divorce, it will be caused by one of two things: 1.  The fact that he shattered my dreams of Wedded Disneyland Bliss by refusing to ride Splash Mountain with me (who even does that?) … Continue reading

Posted in It's All Good, Married Life, oh brother what next, self-actualisation, watch out or I'll blog about you, what I'm about | Tagged , | 29 Comments